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DAILY EDITIONS
★ Established 2024 ★ Edition #— ★
The Daily Kachra
Official Dispatch of Kachra Janta Party · "All The News Unfit To Forward"
Aaj ki dispatch abhi cook ho rahi hai...
— OFFICIAL KJP COMPARISON AD —
UNKA RECORD ★ HAMARA RECORD
❌ Lives under mom's basement
✓ Lives in actual naalas — rent free
❌ Has 3 burner accounts, 0 jobs
✓ Has 0 accounts, 1 broom (essential)
❌ Blocks anyone who asks 'kya kiya'
✓ Welcomes all questions (chappal in hand)
❌ Crashes whenever chappal is mentioned
✓ IS the chappal
❌ Tweets revolution at 2 AM
✓ Tweets after 12-hour shift
— PUBLIC NOTICE BOARD —
WALL OF ROASTS
Aaj sab kachrewale kya bhuna rahe hain
Pehla roast tum hi karo.