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- 🥇@ChappalKing_69#1
CJP ne 5 saal mein ek pothole nahi bhara, par har naye memes pe immediately 'We condemn this' lekar aa jaate hain. Bro pothole bhi condemn kar de, kuch toh ho jayega.
- 🥈@NaalaRani#2
Ek CJP wale ne mujhe block kiya kyunki maine pucha 'aapne kal kya kaam kiya'. Bhai itna toh interview mein nahi puchte.
- 🥉@AnonymousAuto#3
CJP supporters ka resume: '2 saal experience as Twitter intellectual. Skills: Caps Lock, Whataboutism, Hiding when asked source.'
- 🗑️@Sharma_Ji_Ka_Beta_NOT#4
CJP ka manifesto padha. Pehle 3 page intro, fir 12 page complain, fir 'we will build a better future' likh ke khatam. Bhai conclusion mein hi sab tha kya?
- 🗑️@GenZKachrewala#5
Mom: beta CJP join karle. Me: Maa, woh log AC mein baith ke garibon ke liye rote hain. Hum garibon ke liye 12 ghante kaam karte hain. Choose karo.
- 🗑️@BasementBuster#6
CJP HQ tour: 1 room, 47 monitors, 1 mom yelling 'kuch kha le', infinite RedBull cans. Revolutionary infrastructure.