EVERY KACHREWALA'S OXFORD

📖 KACHRA DICTIONARY

Copium(noun)

CJP's primary fuel source. Burns 24/7. Renewable, sadly.

Basementbhakt(noun)

A cockroach whose entire political career fits between his bed and the WiFi router.

Forwarded-many-times(adj)

Highest possible WhatsApp uncle achievement. CJP HQ in essence.

Burner(noun)

An account created to argue with yourself. CJP's most-used tool.

Funded(verb)

What CJP claims their critics are. Also what they themselves are not, sadly.

Chappal(noun)

Sacred KJP weapon. Cures all cockroach-related ailments.

Naala(noun)

Spiritual headquarters of KJP. Where real ones live, openly, with no shame.

Receipt(noun)

The single most-feared object in CJP cinematic universe.

Tukda-tukda(phrase)

What CJP threads become after 1 (one) follow-up question.

Bheek(noun)

What CJP claims to never accept, while running monthly Patreon drives.

Mute-and-block(tactic)

Default CJP response to literally any inconvenient sentence.

Aaloo-paratha(noun)

Force more powerful than the revolution. Has paused CJP coups.