2024
Tweet thread of the year
47-tweet thread explaining how losing was actually 'a moral victory'.
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CURATED. CERTIFIED. CRINGE.
🏆 HALL OF SHAME
CJP's most savage self-owns. 100% satire. Naam badal liye gaye hain to protect the guilty.
2024
Most blocked account
Blocked 12,000 people in 1 day after being asked 'kya kiya tune?'
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2024
Funding excuse hall of fame
Claimed 'funding nahi mili' for a campaign that was just a Google Form.
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2023
Revolution timeline
Promised revolution by Sunday. Mom called. Postponed indefinitely.
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2023
Receipt deletion speedrun
Deleted 8,000 tweets in 6 hours after one screenshot went viral.
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2023
Basement summit
Organized 'global summit'. Attendees: 3 burner accounts of host.
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2022
Most cropped screenshot
Cropped a tweet so hard the remaining word was 'the'.
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2022
Coup attempt (digital)
Tried to take over a WhatsApp group. Got removed by admin (his mom).
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2022
Hashtag war loss
Started #BoycottChai. Tapri wala laughed for 4 days straight.
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