FULLY DOCUMENTED. FULLY SAVAGE.
📜 TIMELINE OF COPE
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2019
CJP founded in a Telegram group of 7. 5 were the founder's burners.
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2020
First 'global summit' announced. Held over Google Meet. WiFi crashed mid-revolution.
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2021
Coined slogan 'WE WILL RISE'. Currently still rising. ETA: 2089.
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2022
Allegedly received international funding. Receipts pending since.
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2022
Lost 4 elections nobody else was running in.
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2023
Started 'Truth Brigade'. Brigade comprised entirely of cropped screenshots.
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2024
Successfully blocked 1.2 million people. Hailed as 'movement'.
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2024
Mothership cockroach moved out of mom's basement. Returned same day.
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2025
KJP launches. CJP enters terminal cope. Tweet rate hits 200/min.
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2025
CJP officially declared 'Cry Janta Party' by every chai tapri in India.
