📜 TIMELINE OF COPE

CJP founded in a Telegram group of 7. 5 were the founder's burners.

First 'global summit' announced. Held over Google Meet. WiFi crashed mid-revolution.

Coined slogan 'WE WILL RISE'. Currently still rising. ETA: 2089.

Allegedly received international funding. Receipts pending since.

Lost 4 elections nobody else was running in.

Started 'Truth Brigade'. Brigade comprised entirely of cropped screenshots.

Successfully blocked 1.2 million people. Hailed as 'movement'.

Mothership cockroach moved out of mom's basement. Returned same day.

KJP launches. CJP enters terminal cope. Tweet rate hits 200/min.

CJP officially declared 'Cry Janta Party' by every chai tapri in India.