Har Indian city mein ek Shaadi.com Profile Bhai hai. Tum jaante ho. Mai jaanta hoon. Woh khud bhi jaanta hai — par maanega nahi. KJP ki field guide is the closest thing this archetype has ever come to a mirror.
Yeh page satirical hai — pure behavioural observation, zero personal targeting. Agar tujhe khud pe lag raha hai, that's actually a feature, not a bug. Quiz le ke confirm kar.
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